Bonnie Tyler, what have you done?

Longtime readers of thepopweb will realise that we have a longstanding affection for Bonnie Tyler. "Total Eclipse of the Heart", in particular, is one of our favourite songs of all time.

You can sense our despair, therefore, when you turn on the TV to see an advert like this:



Now, we endured when Bonnie allowed that male voice choir to warble over "Eclipse" but this is a step too far. Please, Bonnie, we know in these cash-strapped times it's difficult for 80s stars to keep food on the table but please, please, please, next time someone rings up waving a couple of twenty quid notes down at the phone, don't immediately leap at the chance to whore out your back catalogue to furnish an advertising exec's bank account.

We're not asking for much.