So, what is "this" all about then?

Pop music.

'Aaaargh!' I hear you cry. Or maybe 'yay'! It's hard to hear.

But anyway. Yes. Pop music! It's great/awful isn't it?

It's also a veritable orgy of crossroads, co-incidences and connections.

What follows from here on out is an experiment. The hypothesis is thus:

Any artist who has EVER had a UK Top 40 hit can be connected to another!

That's right. Madonna to Meatloaf, I hear you cry! Simple. Go via Celine Dion, segue across the BeeGees, foray for a BRIEF time in that godawful Billie Piper, Steps and B*Witched brit awards shite in 1998, stop for breath and a nice cup of tea with ABBA (but not that one that lives in a wood!) and then get slapped in the face by the Queen of Pop who wants to know why you're three hours late for the lasagne she cooked. When it looked like this.


Stunning.

So yes. Le mission statement is complete. Don't believe me? Challenge me. We'll have bons temps. It'll be great.

There will be no lasagne. Ever.

Apologies.